Millions of South Carolina residents suffer from an infliction called work. We in the Bone Idol Caucus congratulate the 2023 Budget Conferees for taking steps to reduced the chance that a member of the General Assembly might experience an attack of work by reading the spreadsheets and seeing where our taxpayer money is going. Thank you!

We’ve seen some bad magic acts in our day, but this has to be the worst ever. Where are the budget spreadsheets?

Our theater critic is really down on the Gressette Theater’s production of the Budget Follies! Staff needed to work some magic on the balanced spreadsheets but four days is a little slow, even by bone idol standards. Wm. Slothspeare gives it a negative two sloths.

Ask your ‘doctor’ if Continuing Resolution + is right for you.

At an impasse, been bone idol and taken weeks off from work. We recommend CR+ ..

Don’t miss the Budget Follies! We don’t know when it will start but you can take the whole day off, we know state employees are having to sit in the theater waiting for the show…